One foot in front of the other.

That’s how you walk in 5-inch stilettos. Only a fool would have the gall to ask.

You own a pair in every shade imaginable. (Imelda Marcos, eat your heart out.)

Any red blooded woman would kill for your foot candy. Even the ones that cause your feet to throb in agony after a long night of dancing. But it’s not about being comfortable, it’s about being enviable.

Obviously, the world doesn’t understand your philosophy on pain and pleasure.

It’s simple:

Fashion before function.

Fabulousness over comfort.

Opulence over average.

And chocolate before all else.

 

(Image via Vogue.com)